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Seasons Greetings

by Drew Brockington a.k.a. brockART

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Perfect Gift For An Imperfect World

People like shirts. Generally speaking, of course.

It’s true. Shirts are comfortable (when the correct size), can be worn under OR over other shirts, and provide just the right amount of torso coverage to allow you entry into the local convenience store for snackies. They’re extremely versatile, too! They can be pillows, laptop sleeves, even other articles of clothing. So yeah, shirts are pretty rad.

OTHER FACT: You need cheap gifts to give those members of the family you don’t particularly care for in an attempt to fool the rest into thinking you are a “good person”. What better way to do that than buying those relatives this shirt? The whimsical design of seasonings greeting each other (GET IT?!) will lighten their already heavy burden of being, you know, lame. Throw in a quick “I saw this and thought of you” and a hug, and you'll have Aunt Whats-Her-Name and Cousin With A Scary Facial Scar convinced that life is worth living for another year. And, really, isn’t that what the holidays are all about?

Wear this shirt: to help keep all the gravy off your chest, you sloppy so-and-so.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve forgotten to buy the nutmeg for the pies like your mother asked AGAIN. Jeez, it’s not like she asked you to prepare holiday dinner by yourself like she does THANKLESSLY EVERY YEAR.

This shirt tells the world: “Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I enjoy wearing t-shirts with visual puns pertaining to specific times of the year and cooking. Well, POSSIBLY cooking. Definitely the other thing, though. Sorta.”

We call this color: Just A Pinch Of Heather Gray

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 17.000s
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Seasons Greetings by Drew Brockington a.k.a. brockART
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.