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Seasons Greetings

by Drew Brockington a.k.a. brockART

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 6 - Jan 8
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 3 - Jan 6
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 11 - Jan 13
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The Perfect Gift For An Imperfect World

People like shirts. Generally speaking, of course.

It’s true. Shirts are comfortable (when the correct size), can be worn under OR over other shirts, and provide just the right amount of torso coverage to allow you entry into the local convenience store for snackies. They’re extremely versatile, too! They can be pillows, laptop sleeves, even other articles of clothing. So yeah, shirts are pretty rad.

OTHER FACT: You need cheap gifts to give those members of the family you don’t particularly care for in an attempt to fool the rest into thinking you are a “good person”. What better way to do that than buying those relatives this shirt? The whimsical design of seasonings greeting each other (GET IT?!) will lighten their already heavy burden of being, you know, lame. Throw in a quick “I saw this and thought of you” and a hug, and you'll have Aunt Whats-Her-Name and Cousin With A Scary Facial Scar convinced that life is worth living for another year. And, really, isn’t that what the holidays are all about?

Wear this shirt: to help keep all the gravy off your chest, you sloppy so-and-so.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve forgotten to buy the nutmeg for the pies like your mother asked AGAIN. Jeez, it’s not like she asked you to prepare holiday dinner by yourself like she does THANKLESSLY EVERY YEAR.

This shirt tells the world: “Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I enjoy wearing t-shirts with visual puns pertaining to specific times of the year and cooking. Well, POSSIBLY cooking. Definitely the other thing, though. Sorta.”

We call this color: Just A Pinch Of Heather Gray

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 17.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Seasons Greetings by Drew Brockington a.k.a. brockART
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.