3rd place in Derby #188: Double-Take Derby 12, with 799 votes!

It’s not that we want to suppress Leo’s creativity. We just want to keep it off of the walls.

Don’t misunderstand me, Mr. & Mrs. Felid. We’re thrilled that he feels comfortable expressing himself at school. And obviously Leo’s a wonderfully talented young man.

It’s just that he needs to understand that we have boxes and lines for a reason. As long as he can think and color inside them, Leo will turn into exactly the kind of student we specialize in producing.

Wear this shirt: no matter what the straights say.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your wardrobe has an anti-graffiti ordinance.

This shirt tells the world: “When all you have is a piece of chalk, every problem looks like a chalkboard.”

We call this color: Asphaltistic License.

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