Self-Expression

by stardamsel

$11.00–$14.00

Printed to order

Ships in 1-2 business days.

Color Asphalt

Condition New

Size

Brand

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

Shipping

Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 05 - Jun 08
Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 01

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3rd place in Derby #188: Double-Take Derby 12, with 799 votes!

It’s not that we want to suppress Leo’s creativity. We just want to keep it off of the walls.

Don’t misunderstand me, Mr. & Mrs. Felid. We’re thrilled that he feels comfortable expressing himself at school. And obviously Leo’s a wonderfully talented young man.

It’s just that he needs to understand that we have boxes and lines for a reason. As long as he can think and color inside them, Leo will turn into exactly the kind of student we specialize in producing.

Wear this shirt: no matter what the straights say.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your wardrobe has an anti-graffiti ordinance.

This shirt tells the world: “When all you have is a piece of chalk, every problem looks like a chalkboard.”

We call this color: Asphaltistic License.

Features

Pantone Colors:
1355C - 311C - 1807C - 430C - 533C

Standard Brand:

Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 49.000s

First Sucker:: flyleaffan

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 49.000s

First Sucker:: flyleaffan

Last Wooter to Woot:: milo44

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
95% second woot
5% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

10% joined today
2% one week old
6% one month old
32% one year old
50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
10%	5%	3%	2%	1%	1%	2%	3%	5%	4%	5%	5%	6%	6%	5%	4%	3%	4%	3%	4%	4%	5%	5%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
6%	4%	7%	2%	3%	2%	76%

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