Shades of Winter

by twoeightnine

$19.00 + free shipping

Color White

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A Tree Grows In The Vicinity Of Your Left Kidney

Third Place in Derby #21, with 426 votes!

Time, time, time, see what’s become of you. Naked and barren against an austere winterscape, this dormant tree is the kind of thing that makes us wish our thesaurus had more synonyms for “stark”, and our cabinets had more vodka. It’s lovely, of course. If it were any lovelier, we’d cry.

This shirt was designed by: loyal Shirt.Woot acolyte twoeightnine, pausing occasionally to stare with deep feeling at the frigid, uncaring world outside the window.

Wear this shirt: untucked. Otherwise, you might as well just buy a pack of Fruit of the Looms.

Don’t wear this shirt: while reading Celine and listening to Joy Division, lest you succumb to a lethal cocktail of despair.

This shirt tells the world: “You can’t spell ‘Seasonal Affective Disorder’ without ‘sad’.”

We call this color: I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas Followed By The Blessed Release Of Death.

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