Always with the Double-Entendres, Her
2nd place in Derby #83: Exercise, with 1214 votes!
Way to go, Fluffy. Good workout. As your coach, I want you to know I’m proud of you. I’m sure we can have you ready for this year’s HabiTrials. But I want you to know what you’ll be in for. It’s going to be long and it’s going to be hard.
What’s that? You say something?
OK, anyway, like I was saying, I trust you not to start this and then tell me you want to pull out halfway through.
What’s that smirk about? I say something funny?
Alright, just listen: I have to admit I was a little worried about you when we first got started, as I could see you’d got a little chubby.
Seriously, you got a case of the giggles or something?
Whatever. What I want to get across here is that this process isn’t going to be a lot of fun for you, especially at first. But I know you’ll be tough enough to take it in the end.
ALRIGHT, WHAT IS SO GOLDURNED FUNNY, HUNH?
Wear this shirt: while dancing to the sped-up soundtrack to Disney’s Robin Hood movie.
Don’t wear this shirt: around Richard Gere.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m keepin’ it wheel”
We call this color: Navy, She Said
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