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Shelf Life

by PixelPants

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 18
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

What Book Have YOU Been Reading?

2nd place in Derby #204: I ♥ Books!, with 948 votes!

Because we like to think we’re pretty well read, but we don’t remember something that had a big crystal city AND a giant strawberry AND a flying dragon AND a jack o’lantern all in the same book. That’s the kind of thing a person usually notices, you know.

Of course, we could just be misunderstanding the shirt completely. Maybe that book is like a card catalog, where there’s thousands of references and a brief description of each. Maybe this shirt isn’t a representation of all the places books can take you, but instead a salute to the genius of proper filing systems, and how a little knowledge can serve as a map to a greater knowledge. Why, didn’t the brilliant David Foster Wallace prove how footnotes can be used as a literary device? And don’t we all know the things we can learn by traveling the chain from book to book, making our own interpretations along the way?

Plus can you imagine how much it would cost to have Oz and Middle-Earth in the same story? What is this, GURPS?

Wear this shirt: to add a little color to your story.

Don’t wear this shirt: while reading about vampires. It kinda kills the mood.

This shirt tells the world: “No, I don’t think I read anything on this year’s Pulitzer list, why do you ask?”

We call this color: PaperBlack Writer

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
oznecsad
Last Wooter to Woot:
jennytuba

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Shelf Life by PixelPants
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.