Ghost ship, layin' down the law.

The first rule of ghost ship is you don't talk about ghost ship.

The second rule of ghost ship is you don't talk about ghost ship.

The third rule of ghost ship is, okay, you can talk about ghost ship a little bit.

The fourth rule of ghost ship is actually you can talk about ghost ship as much as you want. After all, we're a ship of ghosts. That's pretty cool, right?

The fifth rule of ghost ship is, hold up, let's not get too cocky about it. We're not the only haunted ship out there. If we go throwing our haunted ego around, eventually you're going to run up against another ghost ship and it's going to be like, awwwwkkkkkwwwwwarrrrrd.

The sixth rule of ghost ship is that if we run into another ghost ship we challenge them to a game of softball.

The seventh rule of ghost ship is that if we lose the softball game, we play it cool, like we're just some bros that don't care about softball and don't take it seriously.

The eighth rule of ghost ship is that everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, cares about softball.

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