These exclusive Shirt.Woot crates will fill your heart with joy, selflessness, and nog-related arterial blockages. THESE ARE NOT BAGS OF CRAP. They contain fun stuff that is worth about what you pay for it (or a little more), and each crate contains similar stuff. Think of a LootCrate or, you know, some other collection of geeky stuff.
Each Cheapskate Create will include:
- Something that will fit on a torso, pillow, or bale of hay.
- Something(s) that could STICK or ADHERE to another object
- Something you could hang on a coniferous symbol of the season
- Something surprising (and stupid)
- Something to keep track of major Nicholas Cage movie releases throughout a calendar year
- Something that you could send to a loved one via the “Mail” (Google it)