Features

These exclusive Shirt.Woot crates will fill your heart with joy, selflessness, and nog-related arterial blockages. THESE ARE NOT BAGS OF CRAP. They contain fun stuff that is worth about what you pay for it (or a little more), and each crate contains similar stuff. Think of a LootCrate or, you know, some other collection of geeky stuff.

Each Costly Crate will include:

Something that will fit on a torso, pillow, or bale of hay.
Something that could hold nog, coffee, or a month’s collection of saliva.
Something soft, squeezable, and squee-able
Something(s) that could STICK or ADHERE to another object
Something you could hang on a coniferous symbol of the season
Something surprising (and stupid)
Something to keep track of major Nicholas Cage movie releases throughout a calendar year
Something that you could send to a loved one via the “Mail” (Google it)

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 12.663s

Purchaser Experience

3% first woot
2% second woot
13% < 10 woots
19% < 25 woots
62% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

2% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
8% one year old
89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

90% bought 1
8% bought 2
2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
24%	10%	6%	4%	4%	7%	12%	12%	12%	10%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%

Woots by State

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Shirt.Woot Holiday Costly Crate

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