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Shoot First

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 26 - Jun 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Adventure Of Responsibility

You can always choose to change your behavior, but you probably won't. 

You know, my first instinct is to shoot this guy under the table right now. I mean, it would obviously do away with the problem in a hurry, and would be pretty exciting to boot. But, I donno, I think maybe I'm getting to the point in my life where I should just pay my debts and do right by people. And in a certain way, that's just as exciting as blowing him to smithereens, right?

When I look around at my old friends, they're all married with kids and houses, and where am I? Still smuggling? That was cool ten years ago, but it's starting to feel a little pathetic. I mean, I've pretty much burned every bridge I've ever crossed by shooting first and asking questions later. And now my credit score is crap and I've got nobody to warm my bed at night. Well, you'd be surprised that even with all that luxurious hair, he doesn't provide much warmth.

I never thought I'd care about my credit score. That seemed like something for squares and moisture farmers to worry about, not scofflaws like me. But now I'm seriously thinking about putting down some credits on a place, and I can't find a lender that will even talk to me. Maybe I should rob them and take the money...that'll solve everything.

Wear this shirt: in Mexican cantinas and expect to get a lot of confused looks.

Don't wear this shirt: after 1991.

This shirt tells the world: "Be the decision tree you wish to see in the world."

We call this color: Olive the other smugglers died young for some reason.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.229s
First Sucker:
akito13
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter990980818

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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