You just don’t get this kind of control with a digital.

I guess it’s an individual choice, but I have to say, the natural glow of phosphorescent jelly is always much better than some kind of battery-based flash. And for any serious photographer, using a lens with six to twelve different views will always beat a standard glass.

I can understand how first timers might squeal like an eleven year old girl and try to throw the camera off a bridge, but that’s just experience. When you’ve actually felt the pulsing weight of the button beneath your finger as you get that perfect shot, you’ll never again go back to some soulless plastic brick.

Also, if you ever decide you’re done with the hobby, you can throw the whole thing in a spider’s web and walk away. It’s totally bio-degradable like that.

Wear this shirt: if you’re trying for a job with David Cronenberg.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think it will give you extra protein. It will not give you extra protein.

This shirt tells the world: “I can only really take pictures every seven years, but I’ve got a great collection of camera shells in my basement!”

We call this color: Heather Graytydid

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