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Shy Pocket Monster

by jewelwing

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 13 - Aug 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 12
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

It's Just a Misunderstanding

3rd Place in Derby #274: Monsters, Robots, and Aliens!, Guest Editor tgentry's pick!

Oh, hey, wait a second! Let's talk this through! What's with all the hate? I was simply pointing out the monster in my pocket and how happy he is to see you!

What? Why is that offensive? He's happy! And very outgoing!

I don't see what you're getting so upset about. Let's rewind a second and walk through this: You walked in. The monster in my pocket noticed you and perked up at your presence. I said, "Hey, there's a monster in my pocket and he's happy to see you!" You slapped me and started calling the police.

No, I'm still not getting it.

Wear this shirt: To impress small children.

Don't wear this shirt: Without pants.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm legally required to let you know I'm moving in next door."

We call this color: Red Eyed Monster

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 52.448s
First Sucker:
AmazingSyco
Last Wooter to Woot:
3mountainhouse9

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Shy Pocket Monster by jewelwing
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.