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This shirt was designed by: Tyler of APB Clothing. Founded in 1999, APB is a streetwear clothing brand based in San Diego, California. APB has established a brand based on the concept of the unique and often excessive aspects of American culture. It kinda goes on from there and says something about freedom of expression and satire but American Idol was on so we couldn’t really finish. I mean, it was a LOT of text.

Wear this shirt: The Tri-State Font Lovers Twelve Alarm Chili And Bratwurst Cook-Off!

Don’t wear this shirt: To remove asbestos in the Department of Homeland Security. It will make them nervous and also will not properly protect you from loose fibers.

This shirt tells the world: “Anybody know when we last changed the Brita filter?”

We call this color: Clear. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

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