Silly Walker

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Stumble to the Hollywood Bowl!

Ambulate responsibly

Nailing the silly gait: Step-by-step instructions

1. Stand upright facing north with shoulders away from ears. Hold briefcase in right hand.

2. Using left hand, drink 1 shot of your favorite brown spirit.

3. Bend left knee at a 10 degree angle. Keep the right knee prone, whatever that means.

4. Take another shot.

5. Lift left knee toward chest. Round your back like an ape and pull elbow into mouth.

6. Take an additional shot.

7. Remain slightly crouched. Lift right knee high and allow the arms to hang heavy. Extend the leg. Don’t fall down.

8. Take another shot. Pour remaining booze into briefcase.

9. Swing left leg in a circular motion and lift right leg into clavicle.

10. Pour some briefcase liquor into your gaping maw.

11. Lunge.

12. Drag right foot forward. Repeat steps 4 through 10 until you’re a comedy legend.

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