Sissy Sea Fight
by Anna-Maria Jung and Alex Solis
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So there’s no ring, okay? There are just these giant sprawling underwater arenas called “oceans.” And there are no people, just creatures who lie at various points along the real-to-mythical spectrum. There are boats too, but no one cares about the boats. Except maybe if one sea creature throws a boat at another sea creature. Then everyone cares about the boats, especially the people on the boats.
Who usually wins? That’s the exciting part: no one! It’s a lose for everyone! Maybe Godzilla beats Poseidon one day, or Nessie pummels a whale. Well think about it: what do they have left to live for then? They’re creatures built for inter-ocean combat. Eliminating their enemies means that they’ve essentially eliminated their chief means of pleasure and purpose. They will not live a life of triumph. They will wander aimlessly, with nothing but an empty heart, and a full stomach. Full of boats that is.
Basically, what I’m saying is the boats lose worst of all.
Wear this shirt: to your class on Chaos Theory.
Don’t wear this shirt: scuba diving. Your diving mates will be very disappointed at how boring the real ocean is by contrast.
This shirt tells the world: “This shirt’s not big enough for the six of us. Seriously. It’s not. Read the sizing chart.”
We call this color: Navy, or as I like to call it, our man in the fight for control of the sea.
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