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Skinny Rinsin’

by Randyotter

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 24 - Feb 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod

You’re totally about to skinny dip with Melissa Mug and Summer Saucer!

Okay, okay, keep calm. Relax. Play it cool, Dish. You are the MAN. Oh my god that idiot spoon is never going to believe this happened. Can I get a picture? Wait, it’s probably weird to ask to take a picture while skinny dipping.

Okay, shirt’s off; dang I should’ve worked my pecs a lot harder. No problem, it’s kind of dark. They won’t notice. Oh god she giggled. Is she giggling at me? Oh no, this is a total failure. No, wait. She’s laughing at Pablo. What the-?! He’s already in there with them! Curse you, Pablo, “one for each” that’s what we agreed!

Okay, okay, no big deal. Play it cool. You totally skinny dip all the time and they’re already naked so just drop the towel. Just drop it.

Any minute now…

“Danny, are you gonna come in or are you too shy?”

“Who, ME?! Oh you KNOW I’m dippin’ skinny! Heheheh!”

Way to go, idiot. What was that LAUGH?! You sounded like a cup molester. Jeez. Okay, here we go, just drop the towel and slide on in. One smooth motion. Drop the towel, slide on in. Do it. Do it now. Here we go!

“Danny Dish, is that- do you have a crack?!”

“Oh my god, look: he’s got a food stain, too!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

“OH GOD I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ALL!”

Wear this shirt: The next time you’re washing dishes. And dude, not to be a jerk or anything but it’s your turn. Look at the chore chart once in awhile.

Don’t wear this shirt: When you’re skinny dipping. Go all the way or don’t go at all.

This shirt tells the world: “You think the dishes are dirty? You’re the one touching their little naked bodies all over with your soapy hands.”

We call this color: Heather cuts the Gray out of your way!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 48.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Skinny Rinsin’ by Randyotter
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