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Skull-a-vision

by Tobe Fonseca

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 18
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We’re new at this “poetry slam” thing

Here’s the one we’re gonna do at open mic night tomorrow

Behold, the idiot box! Weapon of mass distortion!
Vomiting propaganda in enormous portions!

American idle fat couch potato, indoctrinate a
Child before he has a chance to learn!
He takes a turn!

For the worse, to another station!
More disinformation!
Junk news brought to you by junk foods!

Talking heads with something to sell!
A nightmare mind-control device from 24-hour cable hell!

So-called “reality shows” are not real!
The TV wants your soul, America! Deal or no deal?

Unplug the box, it’s toxic!
It shuts your open mind and locks it!

Destroy your flatscreen plasma!
It belches forth a sick miasma!

Television is slavery, people, release yourselves!
Television is slavery, people, release yourselves!
Television is slavery, people, release yourselves!

Except on Wednesday nights at 9:00, that’s when LOST is on

And LOST is pretty good

Wear this shirt: under a sportcoat with the sleeves pushed up for a hip, New Wave look.

Don’t wear this shirt: over a sportcoat, however. We’re all for trying to come up with unique new styles, but come on, that will just look stupid.

This shirt tells the world: “Was someone talking about television in here? No? Oh. Well, if you guys start talking about television, do me a favor and call me in here, OK? Because I always appreciate an opportunity to bring it up again that I don’t have a television. Which I don’t.”

We call this color: The Black Box.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Skull-a-vision by Tobe Fonseca
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