There’s a story here. You might not be completely sure, but there’s a story. What happened to the minotaur’s head? Are those ninja amoeba? How did they meet the robot with the poor stitching? Why does Death have such a little eye? Is that a cloud or fog or mist or a smoke machine? Who invited the yeti? Did anyone invite the yeti? Are yetis just natural born party crashers? Did the yeti fight the minotaur to get in? Did the minotaur punch the yeti in the eye? Is this Death’s Sweet Sixteen party just seconds before it all went wrong? Could this be a representation of the last joyful moment in the life a being who would soon direct itself towards nothing but a desperate and unceasing mission of revenge in order to force the concept of entropy on a universe that previously knew not the terror of a finite existence? Why are the Bon Bons are so sad?

This shirt was designed by: artist Recycledwax, who has a blog and a deviantART profile. In his spare time he likes to make desserts that are shaped like animals. He’s got a strawberry shortcake peacock, a tiramisu pelican, a butterscotch pudding boa constrictor and a whole cookie jar full of shortbread fire ants. Try not to startle them, they’re very defensive.

Wear this shirt: when you are exploring the great philosophers who have come before you. That’s right, when you go out drinking.

Don’t wear this shirt: in a size too small for your frame. It will look terrible and also stretch the shirt, and that will lower the resale value. Two decades from now the futurehipsters will be fighting over these things, you mark our words.

This shirt tells the world: “I own at least two Moleskines!”

We call this color: Hal Taps. Which is an anagram. But we won’t tell you what for. You’ll have to figure that out on your own. Wait, it’s up there at the top as well? AW JOEL YOU RUINED OUR ANAGRAM GAME THANKS A LOT YOU JERKFACE

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