Sleepy Moon

by calbers76

$19.00 + free shipping

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turns out the moon is diurnal.

Things the moon dreams about:

- showing up in underwear for moon school

- Saturn without its ring on (not un-arousing)

- Playing tennis against the sun, but the sun looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, also tennis is baseball, and they have guitars

- Being accused of space crimes it did not commit

- The earth without any of its water (wakes up sweaty)

- That it's not a crescent moon but a CRESCENT ROLL!

- Defusing a space bomb where the the space wires keep changing space colors

- Being cast as Father Dewis in Sam Shepard's "Buried Child," except the plot is more about drug trafficking than in real life and the moon can't remember any of its lines and also is naked

- Jupiter slowly turning to reveal its spot (shortness of breath, feelings of confusion)

- Floating through space

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!