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Sleepy Moon

by calbers76

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Black
Limit 15 per customer
Sold Out

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turns out the moon is diurnal.

Things the moon dreams about:

- showing up in underwear for moon school

- Saturn without its ring on (not un-arousing)

- Playing tennis against the sun, but the sun looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, also tennis is baseball, and they have guitars

- Being accused of space crimes it did not commit

- The earth without any of its water (wakes up sweaty)

- That it's not a crescent moon but a CRESCENT ROLL!

- Defusing a space bomb where the the space wires keep changing space colors

- Being cast as Father Dewis in Sam Shepard's "Buried Child," except the plot is more about drug trafficking than in real life and the moon can't remember any of its lines and also is naked

- Jupiter slowly turning to reveal its spot (shortness of breath, feelings of confusion)

- Floating through space

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 33.550s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Sleepy Moon by calbers76
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.