Dear Shirt.Woot: I find the design on your site today sickening and I would like to cancel my subscription. Please institute a subscription program so I can sign up for one and cancel it.

Have your shareholders seen the depravity that’s on today’s shirt? The bloody knife? The dead birds? The guy with the stitched-together head? I find it hard to believe that a responsible company would advocate head-stitching, especially in these troubled times.

Even more disturbing are the dripping, tonguelike appendages, the splatters of unidentified fluid, and all the biting, not to mention what appears to be a flaming corpse. The design as a whole gives me strange feelings that I’d rather not confront. I’ve spent a lot of mental effort suppressing my deranged tendencies. For you to stir them up like this is simply irresponsible.

This ends my association with Shirt.Woot. I wish you the best of luck in the future – at DYING.

Angrily yours -
Jason T.

Wear this shirt: when a real rain comes to wash all the scum off the streets.

Don’t wear this shirt: to meet your in-laws, unless you’re going out with Wednesday Addams.

This shirt tells the world: “STAB STAB BITE STAB”

We call this color: Black Blood Sells. We Hope.

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