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Slime Time

by Dale Edwin Murray

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 28 - Sep 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

At Least The Candle’s Nice

Dear Shirt.Woot: I find the design on your site today sickening and I would like to cancel my subscription. Please institute a subscription program so I can sign up for one and cancel it.

Have your shareholders seen the depravity that’s on today’s shirt? The bloody knife? The dead birds? The guy with the stitched-together head? I find it hard to believe that a responsible company would advocate head-stitching, especially in these troubled times.

Even more disturbing are the dripping, tonguelike appendages, the splatters of unidentified fluid, and all the biting, not to mention what appears to be a flaming corpse. The design as a whole gives me strange feelings that I’d rather not confront. I’ve spent a lot of mental effort suppressing my deranged tendencies. For you to stir them up like this is simply irresponsible.

This ends my association with Shirt.Woot. I wish you the best of luck in the future – at DYING.

Angrily yours -
Jason T.

Wear this shirt: when a real rain comes to wash all the scum off the streets.

Don’t wear this shirt: to meet your in-laws, unless you’re going out with Wednesday Addams.

This shirt tells the world: “STAB STAB BITE STAB”

We call this color: Black Blood Sells. We Hope.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 44.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Slime Time by Dale Edwin Murray
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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