Well, the weatherman says that we wi-ill
Have a pretty mild winter but sti-ll
If you order this shirt you’ll know
You’ll be snow
You’ll be snow
You’ll be snow

Those buttons aren’t really coa-al
So if investment is your goa-al
Stay with your portfolio but
You’ll be snow
You’ll be snow
You’ll be snow

We wish we could add a hat
But you’ll do that on your own
Remember that little scarf
Won’t really keep your throat warm

You’ll love it when you can see-e
How adorable you will be-e
As the hard form of H20
You’ll be snow
You’ll be snow
You’ll be snow

This shirt was designed by: riffmaster18, who is aware that in ladies sizes, the wearer will be cold busted. Maybe in some of the men’s sizes as well. That reminds us, we’ve really been meaning to hit the gym.

Wear this shirt: to go see a screening of Cool As Ice at the local theater. After which you will be able to tell the ladies to drop that zero and get with a below-zero hero.

Don’t wear this shirt: around a guy wearing a shirt with a little scorpion on it. Because then you’ll have to get over there. And it will probably be messy.

This shirt tells the world: “There must have been some magic in that shirt-sized package they found.”

We call this color: Mary Had A Little Storm/Its Sleet Was White As Snow/And Everywhere That Mary Went/All Of The Schools Were Closed

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