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Sock Abduction

by Droidloot

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 30 - May 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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One November night in 1975...

The lives of those socks were changed forever.

"What in the hell is that, Travis?"

"That is strange."

"Looks like the dryer light to me. Load must be done."

"Naw, Greg, the load was just started 20 minutes ago."

"Hey what the HELL is it?"

"Hey maybe we should stop tumbling."

"You screwin' around?"

"No!"

"Mike, maybe we oughta do like Greg says and stop tumblin' for a second."

"No, I wanna see what it is!"

"There's only one door outta here and we're in front of it."

"If no one remembers to switch out the laundry we could be here all night."

"Stop the cycle, Mike! Stop tumblin'!"

"TRAVIS! What the hell you doin'?! GET BACK IN THE DRYER!

"What the hell is that?"

"GET BACK IN THE DRYER!"

"What the hell's he doing out there?!"

"What is it?"

"I don't know what that is!"

"Leave him here if he's gonna be an a&%hole!"

"Travis! Get back here!"

"NO!"

"Oh god, he's dead! He's dead! Run!"

Wear this shirt: While using your computer to help SETI.

Don't wear this shirt: On a lonely dirt road in Arizona.

This shirt tells the world: "I want to beleach."

We call this color: Navy in the Sky

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.553s
First Sucker:
lostonez
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Sock Abduction by Droidloot
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