The lives of those socks were changed forever.

"What in the hell is that, Travis?"

"That is strange."

"Looks like the dryer light to me. Load must be done."

"Naw, Greg, the load was just started 20 minutes ago."

"Hey what the HELL is it?"

"Hey maybe we should stop tumbling."

"You screwin' around?"

"No!"

"Mike, maybe we oughta do like Greg says and stop tumblin' for a second."

"No, I wanna see what it is!"

"There's only one door outta here and we're in front of it."

"If no one remembers to switch out the laundry we could be here all night."

"Stop the cycle, Mike! Stop tumblin'!"

"TRAVIS! What the hell you doin'?! GET BACK IN THE DRYER!

"What the hell is that?"

"GET BACK IN THE DRYER!"

"What the hell's he doing out there?!"

"What is it?"

"I don't know what that is!"

"Leave him here if he's gonna be an a&%hole!"

"Travis! Get back here!"

"NO!"

"Oh god, he's dead! He's dead! Run!"

Wear this shirt: While using your computer to help SETI.

Don't wear this shirt: On a lonely dirt road in Arizona.

This shirt tells the world: "I want to beleach."

We call this color: Navy in the Sky

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