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by CrescentDebris and Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
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What’s Cooler Than Bein’ Cool?

3rd place in Derby #230: Winter Redux, with 871 votes!

You have four new messages. First message…

Winnie, it’s Jack. Look, don’t be like this, all right? I know I goofed up. We had a date the other night by the old tree, and I, uh, just got busy, that’s all. You know what this time of year is like for me! Come on, girl, can’t we talk about this? We’re both anthropomorphic personifications here. Just call me back when you get this.

Next message…

Are you serious? You are still not picking up? That’s cold, Winnie, even for you. You know what you’re problem is? You don’t believe the things I tell you! You always think I’m trying to be slick. Well, fine. Be that way. If you want to talk, you know how to get a hold of me.

Next message…

I know what this is about. Somebody told you they saw me with the Sugarplum Fairy the night of our date, didn’t they? Good. I’m glad. ‘Cause you know what, Winnie? I need trust in a relationship and you don’t trust me! Okay, I just realized how dumb that sounds, but it’s still true, girl! And she doesn’t just sit around contemplating the snowfall on a hillside and being boring. She’s a dancer! That’s right! So whatever, Winnie! You don’t have to call me back. You hear that, girl? You can kiss Jack Frost goodbye!

Next message…

HA HA! I, uh, totally got you! See I knew, uh, somehow that you didn’t have your phone with you tonight. Yeah, and I knew WAY before I ran into you just now, which makes the stuff I said in all those previous messages even funnier. Heh. So, uh, just forget I even left them! Unless you think they’re funny, too, then we can just laugh about it later. Together! Yeah.

Wear this shirt: as you wait for the days to get longer.

Don’t wear this shirt: and go outside without a coat on! You’ll end up sick as a dog!

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, it’s cold outside.”

We call this color: Navy Next Year

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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