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Songbirds of North America

by ochopika

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Tongue Wagging

I prefer my bird tongues poached medium. 

I pushed my face up against the rifle's stock, squeezed one eye closed, and held my breath. The giraffe was over a hundred yards out -- no easy shot. I felt the throb of my heartbeat rock the sight gently back and forth as I held the dusty African air in my lungs. One more roll, and…The giraffe fell, its large, gray-black tongue lolling to the side.

I'm Antonin Black, tongue poacher. I've hunted big-game tongues on the savannah, ripped tongues out of Antarctic penguins as they swam by me, and filled the trophy rooms of the world's richest tongue collectors. But there's one tongue that has forever eluded me: The Northern Mockingbird.

This shifty songbird's Latin name is Mimus polyglottos, which means "many-tongued mimic." How many tongues does it have? I don't know. Nobody knows. But I intend to hunt her down, pry open her beak, and --

I'm sorry, what? The name is a symbolic reference to its renowned ability to mimic other bird songs? Drat. Ah, what the heck, I still want to shoot one.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Songbirds of North America by ochopika
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