Back to Amazon.com
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Sorority of the Weird

by Andrea Berton

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 12
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Which archestrix? The ponerostrix

It’s good to be the queen. But it’s somewhat less good to be the queen of the dead.

“Welcome to the coven, sister. Here’s a folder explaining our bylaws, dress code, stuff like that. You can look it over later. Right now, we’ll want to get you assigned a familiar and have you swear an oath to the Witch Queen.”

“Witch queen?”

“Hecate, which queen did you think?”

“Wha?”

“Also you’ll want to meet our board of trustees. Although I think Secretary Flense is out of the office this evening. She transforms into a bitch-wolf during full moons, you see. She’s a Were-She.”

“Were-she?”

“Oh, on some moor, killing sheep, probably.”

“Hunh?”

“Anyway, we can still get your soul sworn over to Hecate, Queen of Witches. That’s the most important step in becoming a new member of our dark, mysterious, secret society.”

“The Queen of Witches?”

“The queen of which is Hecate, like I just said, duh. Do you just not listen, sister?”

Wear this shirt: to Bible camp and be assured of a mercifully quick ticket home.

Don’t wear this shirt: at the table. The bugs make our stomachs crawl a little.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m a triple-threat to your button-down conventions, maaaan”

We call this color: Black She-Dog.

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s
First Sucker:
strifewind
Last Wooter to Woot:
skiofpinsk

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

15%
6%
3%
2%
1%
2%
4%
6%
6%
7%
5%
6%
4%
5%
3%
3%
3%
1%
3%
3%
2%
3%
3%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
1%
93%
2%
1%
1%
0%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Alcohol is a Solution Remix
    $1500
  2. Not Fast, Not Furious Remix
    $1500$3000
  3. Like Magic, But Real Remix
    $1500$3000
  4. Freedom Rising
    $1500
Sorority of the Weird by Andrea Berton
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.