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by GrandpaStu

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 21 - Dec 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 19
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Do You Hear What I Hear

1st place in Derby #63: Art as Text, with 790 votes!

You can do anything with sound these days. With a little bit of work you can take your mom’s sweet voice and turn it into some creepy Darth Vader sounding robo-thing. The military has been experimenting with weapons that turn a baby’s cry into a concentrated beam of annoyance going right into the enemy’s ear. And software programs make it so easy to see the music. We’ve gotta ask, has anyone tried to play the stock market yet? Maybe it sounds like the Chemical Brothers or the Wu-Tang Clan.

If a tree falls in the woods, does anyone care what it looks like? No, of course not! There’s no debate at all! But hundreds of thousands of monks have become enlightened thinking about the sound. We’re not saying this makes the ears more important. We’re just saying, maybe eye lobbyists have more influence than you think. And maybe you should pay a little more attention to those forgotten heroes on the side of your head. Especially the left one. Ugh. Do you even know what a Q-Tip is?

Wear this shirt: if you’re trying to be an updated “serious” version of Marvel Comics bad guy Klaw. You probably will also want a mohawk or a skateboard or maybe a lemur sidekick. But don’t smoke. Smoking means Vertigo. And once you go Vertigo, you never come back. They’re the big boy pants of the comic world.

Don’t wear this shirt: at the library. No one likes it when you get clever with the rules. People are trying to read in peace. Jerkface.

This shirt tells the world: “Wavin’! I’m wavin’! I’m wavin’, wavin’, wavin’!”

We call this color: Black Tie Black Noise

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Soundwaves by GrandpaStu
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.