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Souvenir Shirt

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 27 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Butt How!

2nd Place in Derby #302: Vacation Slogan Shirts, with 284 votes!

If you think dysentery was funny in Oregon Trail, you should see it in real life! Believe us, it is a LAUGH-A-MINUTE illness! Seriously, when your intestines start acting up, get ready, because what follows is a veritable parade of yuk-yuks! 

It starts with diarrhea, which is hilarious on its own, but you're kinda like, "What? That's so played, dysentery!" And dysentery is like, "Yo, look a little closer cuz I'm taking this to the NEXT LEVEL!" And so you do look closer and sure enough, there are traces if BLOOD and MUCUS in there! Can you say L-M-F-A-O? No, you can't because you're laughing so hard! Also, you're suffering from a fever, abdominal pain, and rectal tenesmus.

Wait, you haven't heard of rectal tenesmus? LOL! IT'S SO FUNNY!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 32.779s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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