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Sure, we want your money as much as the next guy, but we don’t run in your living room and jump up and down on the cat. We jump up and down here, and if you don’t show up, well, we’re saddened, but we accept it is your right. So why are some bozos rewarding people who are the electronic equivalent of a screaming two year old?

Let’s not hunt down spammers and their servers. Let’s go find the people who actually pay them money and slap them until they promise not to do it again. Also if you agree please send this to everyone in your address book.

This shirt was designed by: New Zealand artist Aaron Hogg, Director/Designer for Ministry of Aesthetics. We hope he survives the no confidence vote. Also, the first image on his site is featured in the December 2008 issue of Computer Arts!

Wear this shirt: when you go to meet that guy who knows your uncle who left you all that money. Funny, you’d think an uncle that devoted to his family might have called once or twice over the years. Maybe he was too busy in his money bin.

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This shirt tells the world: “I Hope To God They Spelled Guaranteed Correctly Or I’m Gonna Look Like An Idiot When I Wear This”

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