Deep thought.
Whole sort of general mish mash.
“Dude, what happened last night?”
“I don’t know, man. I can’t remember anything after the third PGGB.”
“Didn’t that guy tell us you aren’t supposed to have more than two?”
“Psh. Please. He was a total dweeb. Did you see how he was dressed?”
“Yeah, that was weird. Hey, did he have a second head?”
“I’m still unclear on that, myself.”
“Say, who were those other two guys? One of ‘em said he was a reporter or something? He kept talking about the merits of towels.”
“Gah, I can’t remember. Something about a car. At least he had a personality. That other fella was pretty pathetic. Didn’t even drink any PGGBs. Just tea.”
“Hey, dude, while we're talking, let me ask you something: Do you ever feel like every original idea has already been hatched by the single mind of a genius, and that anything we have to add to the topic couldn’t possibly touch the pioneering and archetypal notions said genius shared with the universe before expiring way too early?”
“Huh?”
“Never mind. Just a lot of bathtime gurgles.”
Features
Standard Brand:
- Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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- Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
- Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
- Manufactured In: USA
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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