Splorch

by Shirt.Woot

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Sausage Party

Oh, we wish that you were all hot dogs with mustard
That is what we’d like you all to be
But since you can’t all be hot dogs with mustard
The least that you can do is buy this tee

Yes, we wish that you were all hot dogs with mustard
Plump and juicy, steaming hot and fresh
‘Cause if you all were hot weenies with mustard
It wouldn’t be a crime to eat your flesh

Wear this shirt: a picnickin’ in the park.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the inaugural meeting of your school’s Vegetarian Club. No one’s going to believe these are soy dogs.

This shirt tells the world: “Put some mustard on it!”

We call this color: Grass-Fed

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- 1545C - YellowC - 1675C - 726C -White

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
paulking
Last Wooter to Woot:
OtisinMN

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Splorch by Shirt.Woot
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.