Spoiler!

by Darel Seow

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deadnosaurs

oh great, thanks t-shirt. MIGHT AS WELL SKIP THE BOOK NOW.

We’ve got another special guest! This time it’s a real authentic dinosaur scientist, just like the ones in Jurassic Park! It is not at all the same person as the space scientist.

i keep telling you, i’m not qual-

DINOSAUR SCIENTIST WILL TAKE YOUR QUESTIONS NOW…IF HE WANTS TO GET PAID.

Hi. How big was the biggest dinosaur?

jeez, uh, ‘bout the size of rhode island, i guess.

What actually killed the dinosaurs?

um. melancholy?

You’re saying all the dinosaurs died of a broken heart?

You heard dinosaur scientist. LET’S MOVE ON.

Which dinosaur was the smartest?

uuuuuh. it was. . .jeff. saurus.

That doesn’t-

Hoooookay that’s all the time we’ve got. Let’s thank dinosaur scientist for this enriching discussion.

please stop making me live a lie, i can’t-

BYE BYE FOR NOW.

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