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Spring-ATRON R.E.S.U.B.

by rglee129

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 22 - Dec 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
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And A Young ‘Bot’s Fancy

2nd place in Derby #35: Spring!, with 650 votes!

Son, it’s time you learned the facts of life. I know you’ve wondered about where babies come from. It’s natural you’d be curious. Well, let me put it like this:

When a man and a woman either love each other very much or have ordered too many margaritas, they… that is…

Well, courtship is a bit like a dance, son. An intimate, sometimes foul-smelling dance. What I mean is… er…

Have you ever heard the word “engorged?” No, no, bad place to start. Uhh, remember last summer when we went to the primate house at the zoo? You know what? Let me think about how to explain this. OK, starting over.

See, look over there. See those butterflies flitting from flower to flower? Well, what they’re doing there, is they’re helping to make new flowers. That butterfly there, he’s carrying pollen from one flower to another. And over there—Well, I guess that’s some kind of robot. And he’s … hmmn, I guess he’s chasing the butterflies around, trampling the flowers, and, uh, rampaging. So, uh.

I guess, uh… yeah. That’s pretty much where babies come from. Any questions?

Wear this shirt:

every day until it’s threadbare, then cut out the design and sew it into a pillow stuffed with your true love’s hair. Pro tip: Remove the hair from your true love’s head first.

Don’t wear this shirt: without a pre-wash—you don’t know what goes on in our printing and packing facility, and you don’t want to have to find out from your dermatologist.

This shirt tells the world: “Disassemble… Dead?”

We call this color: Human Baby Blue

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Spring-ATRON R.E.S.U.B. by rglee129
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.