The great thing about this shirt is that it’s so versatile. You can convince your girlfriend to wear a bow and paint herself yellow and suddenly you’re an art project. Or you can get a banana shirt and start being a real world slot machine! You’d have to get good at changing your clothes really fast but think of all the rich old ladies you’d meet.

This shirt was designed by: Katherine Hill, a Baltimore cake-maker. That is to say, she lives in Baltimore and makes cakes. Not that she makes Baltimore cakes. We don’t even know what a Baltimore cake is. But I bet Katherine would. She’s on the Food Network’s Ace of Cakes! She’s also in the Lexie Mountain Boys, a band made up of mostly women. This is a huge bio, isn’t it? We really need to look into having less interesting people design our shirts.

Wear this shirt: when you want to write off donations. The government allows it for authorized cherry tee organizations.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Danish. The filling should always be on the inside.

This shirt tells the world: “There’s a Neil Diamond concert on my chest and everyone’s invited!”

We call this color: Well Red

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