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Star Map

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
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Pirates are so deep

1st place in Derby #221: Maps Redux!, with 875 votes!

Yargh! Here we be! After eleven cursed months at the mercy of the sea, we’ve made it! This be where the treasure’s buried! Wake the men and start them digging! We shall all be filthy rich within the hour!

“But captain, I don’t mean to disobey orders, but where’re we supposed to dig? It’s the middle of the ocean.”

Yes, so it be! But I followed me stars exactly. Are ye sure there’s no islands hiding about?

“Positive, captain.”

'Tis strange. The map presented to me in the sky said this be the spot of great wealth. Perhaps, we must wait until a mighty underwater volcano erupts causing a new island to be birthed before our eyes?

“I don’t know captain. That’s quite the process. I think it can take centuries.”

Argh! I’ll be nothing but a bearded skeleton by then! No, let it be done this way: give a shovel to the man who can hold his breath the longest, and send him a diving.

“Captain, I’m not sure you fathom how many fathoms we are from the sea floor! No man could make that dive!”

You know what, I have just about had it up to here with ye disagreeing with me. Fine, if ye don’t want to choose one of the men to make the plunge, go ahead and fetch ye the shovel, then overboard ye shall go with haste. And don’t come up unless ye cheeks be filled with gold! Am I making me-self clear?

“Crystal, captain.”

Wear this shirt: if it makes you twinkle, like a little star.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it makes you tinkle, like you had a little too much at the bar.

This shirt tells the world: “I am up in your night sky, finding your gold.”

We call this color: Black Beard’s beard black.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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