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State of Denial

by marzipanapple

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Perfectly Content

3rd Place in Derby #302: Vacation Slogan Shirts, with 210 votes!

You don't need to buy this shirt. We'll be fine.

Don't worry about us. We understand you've got important things to do, and we totally understand if you don't want to buy a shirt from us right now. Really, we're doing fine on our own!

Seriously, we know you've had a long day, and you probably just want to go home and take a nap, and that's okay! Do it! Really, we don't need the money you're offering to give to us. It's no big deal! None whatsoever.

Honestly, it's okay. We'll be fine. We appreciate the consideration, but really, truthfully, we're happy that you're not buying this shirt. In fact, we're thrilled! We couldn't be happier!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 35.559s
First Sucker:
thumperchick
Last Wooter to Woot:
yannickve

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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State of Denial by marzipanapple
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.