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Steamworks Operatica

by Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 19 - Dec 20
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Let’s see some Steamwork, people! There’s no I in “steam!”

There are a lot of people out there hawking a lot of different schemes that they say will get you where you want to go. “Build relationships,” they’ll say, or “work smarter, not harder,” or “first, decide what it is you really want.” And it sort of seems like they must know what they’re talking about, because aren’t they successful themselves? Don’t they have trophy spouses and expensive haircuts and mansions on the coast? Surely they’re in possession of some secret system for achieving one’s dreams!

Well, yeah, they’ve got a system. Their system is selling hope to schmucks like you. Their seminars, their self-help books, their crazy diets and exercise plans? That stuff doesn’t help you. It helps them. Every time a loser like you plunks down another twenty-five bucks for another motivational DVD, these hopemongers get that much richer. Isn’t it obvious? Their success—the very thing that inspired your confidence in them to begin with—comes at your expense, sucker.

Let’s be honest here. There is no easy method to achieve your dreams. It takes hard work, dedication, long hours, and lots of sacrifice. Now, that’s not to say there aren’t a variety of ways you could go about it. Maybe there are. Maybe different approaches work better for different people. I don’t know about that. What I do know is that there’s one time-tested, proven method with guaranteed results that anyone—anyone—can use to achieve his goals.

And that’s to build a giant, soulless robot, powerful enough to crush automobiles in his enormous jaws, and engineer him to do your bidding.

It isn’t quick and it isn’t easy, but just try it and see how many more things go your way when you’ve got a thirty-foot man-killer made of steel backing you up!

Wear this shirt: when it’s too hot for that outfit you like with the waistcoat and the frilled dickey and the diving helmet and the welder’s gloves.

Don’t wear this shirt: while practicing metallurgy. Woot tees offer little to no protection against molten metals!

This shirt tells the world: “Soon… very soon… all this will be mine.”

We call this color: Brown With Age.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Steamworks Operatica by Drakxxx
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.