To paraphrase Karl Marx, until now, stereos have only serenaded the world. The point is to destroy it! This rampaging stereobot puts the "boom" in "boombox", levelling skyscrapers with beams of green sonic energy. And if those soundblasts don't get you, the giant pointy claws will. Gloria Estefan tried to warn the world that the rhythm was gonna get us. If only we'd listened!

This shirt was designed by: Lincoln, Nebraska artist and photographer Tony Persons, whose work can be seen on his deviantart page and who can be contacted by email here. Next time you wanna put down Nebraska, remember: at least one Nebraskan is cooler than you.

Wear this shirt to: warn the public about the robotic fifth columnists lurking in our stereos.

Don’t wear this shirt to: anywhere where a stereo can see it. If they know you're onto their plot, not even Gloria Estefan herself can save you.

This shirt tells the world: "Terrorists destroying cities: bad. Giant robot speakers destroying cities: cute."

We call this color: Send In The Navy.

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