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Still Waiting for Godot

by Joshua Kemble a.k.a. polynothing

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

All Creativity Consists In Making Something Out Of Nothing.

The Only Thing I’m Sure Of Is That They’re Wearing Bowlers.

Take off your boots. Where did you go? The door? There’s nothing at the door yet, I’ve already looked. Why did I look? Because I’m waiting. I’m waiting for this shirt.

Yes, I do know what this shirt will be printed like! At least, I will know it when I’ve seen it. Not that I’ve ever seen it. But I’ve seen a rendition of it, and that rendition will be enough for me to know when I see the shirt what- oh! What if it’s in a bag? How will I know it through the bag? What stupidity! I could kick myself! Oh, but I have only ordered the one shirt, so when I see the bag, I will know. I will know that the bag is the herald that announces the impending arrival of my shirt.

There are times when I wish I’d never ordered it.

I’m hungry, are you? Should we order a pizza? Oh, but then, when there is a knock at the door, how will we know? What if it’s the delivery man, that is to say, the wrong delivery man, and not the one we were expecting? Shall we sign or pay? Or pay or sign? What if they both arrive together, and one is offended? What if they exchange amongst themselves without a knock, some private joke between the two to which we are never privy? What then?

It is too late for a delivery man tonight. I am going. I am going bare-chested and never again thinking of this shirt. I wish I’d never ordered it, I do, I do.

What are you doing? That’s not for your coat. That’s the space in the closet where the shirt will go. When it arrives, of course.

Wear this shirt? Yes, Let’s wear this shirt. As soon as it is delivered.

Don’t wear this shirt. But we must wear this shirt! As soon as it is delivered, we will wear this shirt.

This shirt tells the world: What, are you a fool? Who can predict what this shirt will tell the world? When the shirt arrives, we can look at it then and decide.

We call this color: Creme? Did you know this shirt was creme? Where did you hear that? Maybe I don’t want to wait now. What is the point of waiting if… where are you going? Why did you put your boots on? We’re waiting and that’s final.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Still Waiting for Godot by Joshua Kemble a.k.a. polynothing
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.