2nd place in Derby #201: Double-Take Derby 13, with 628 votes!

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Who’s the white and flakey friend
That breaks up oils which foul your skin?
Soap!
Daaaamn right.

Who is the guy
With a pH close to alkaline?
Soap!
Cleansing, ain’t it?

Made of fat with lye about
Sometimes dries your skin right ouuut
Soap!
Right on.

They say this cake soap is a slippery mother-
Shut your mouth!
But I’m droppin’ my soap!
Use a loofah!

He can fit right in your hand
But probably you should also use a washcloth
Bar soap

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Wear this shirt: when you’re next to godliness.

Don’t wear this shirt: and start talking about hemp. NOBODY THINKS YOU’RE USING IT FOR SOAP, JUDGE DREAD

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve never spent any money on Warhammer ever!”

We call this color: Carbolic Red

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