Stink Less!

by thatrobert

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Red

Style Tee

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Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery May 28 - May 30
Express - Estimated delivery May 25
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Seriously, Odorants Aren’t Polite

2nd place in Derby #201: Double-Take Derby 13, with 628 votes!

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Who’s the white and flakey friend
That breaks up oils which foul your skin?
Soap!
Daaaamn right.

Who is the guy
With a pH close to alkaline?
Soap!
Cleansing, ain’t it?

Made of fat with lye about
Sometimes dries your skin right ouuut
Soap!
Right on.

They say this cake soap is a slippery mother-
Shut your mouth!
But I’m droppin’ my soap!
Use a loofah!

He can fit right in your hand
But probably you should also use a washcloth
Bar soap

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Wear this shirt: when you’re next to godliness.

Don’t wear this shirt: and start talking about hemp. NOBODY THINKS YOU’RE USING IT FOR SOAP, JUDGE DREAD

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve never spent any money on Warhammer ever!”

We call this color: Carbolic Red

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
6% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 25.000s

First Sucker:: mtnsk8r

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 25.000s

First Sucker:: mtnsk8r

Last Wooter to Woot:: Cavegirl

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

6% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
21% one year old
71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
6% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
11%	4%	2%	2%	1%	2%	3%	5%	5%	7%	6%	5%	4%	9%	4%	3%	4%	4%	3%	3%	3%	4%	3%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
5%	8%	4%	3%	6%	68%	5%

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