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Stop Digital Piracy

by discodancing

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Null and Crossbones

Third Place in Derby #8, with 399 votes!

Digits everywhere tremble in terror at the sight of the fearsome Unicorn Legion! Armed with single-horned helmets and the power of fire, they wont stop until they've hunted down and nullified every wayward zero! It may seem like they're working for the RIAA, but make no mistake: their allegiance is to themselves and their binary code of honor. Maybe all those '80s anti-drug commercials were right when they told you not to be a zero.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member discodancing, whose Cool Breeze received a record 955 votes in winning Derby #7 and is currently the top-selling design on Shirt.Woot. No sign of the sophomore jinx here.

Wear this shirt to: those pro-DRM rallies that are sweeping the country and defining a generation. Raise the battle cry: "Limit our rights as music consumers NOW!"

Don't wear this shirt to: see your psychologist, who might make a little too much of the unintended symbolism.

This shirt tells the world: "Positive integers FTW!"

We call this color: 01100001 01110011 01110000 01101000 01100001 01101100 01110100

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
darkshadow88
Last Wooter to Woot:
grumpygangi

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Stop Digital Piracy by discodancing
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.