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String Theory

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 3 - Dec 5
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 8 - Dec 10
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Rope-a-Dope

But which string theory are you talking about?

5 other theories about strings:

1. Strings are actually just the sheddings of very thin, malnourished snakes.

2. Whistling the right note will cause strings to stand up straight. So why don't you see more strings standing up? Because the note is only whistle-able through the eye.

3. If you pull that loose string from your sweater, it'll just come out. [THEORY HAS BEEN DISPROVEN.]

4. Heated to a certain temperature, string becomes a liquid. Also, it tastes GREAT!

5. There is no such thing as string. We are all dreaming right now. One day we will wake up and find ourselves in a stringless world.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 44.998s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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String Theory by Spiritgreen
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.