There’s something about this place. It’s nothing you can really say out loud. It’s just kind of a feeling. Just seeing it makes you really think about settling down here. Maybe even a house. You never really know when you’ll find the place you call home, do you? It just sneaks up and grabs you, pow, out of the blue. Makes a man want to… I don’t know… just obey or something, doesn’t it just?
Also we’re not hiding secret messages in here so stop looking.

This shirt was designed by: riffmaster18, who works for the Sublimican Republic Sanitation Committee. So you just watch your step, pallie, or he’s gonna have to call his guys to take out the trash.I mean, really, what’s the point since some jerkface would just post them in the forums and totally ruin the joke.

Wear this shirt: under a different shirt, so that only the subconscious mind will notice.How hard is it to just pretend you don’t notice and sucker people in?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you want to be the center of attention.Thanks a lot, some jerkface. All we ever wanted to do is make people happy.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s just your imagination.”They don’t let you back in after you fail out of clown school, you know. And you can’t return the shoes once they get covered in whipped cream. This was our last shot, some jerkface. And now it’s over. Hope you’re happy. Hope you’re really really happy.

We call this color: Black OpsSix years, six long years of cramming myself into a tiny car with thirty eight other guys. Just to maybe see a tiny little smile. And did I? Did I even once? Oh, no, they all ignored me and ran to stare at that guy who pretends to sweep up the spotlight. Clowns have feelings too, some jerkface! CLOWNS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

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