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Sublimican Republic

by riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 01 - Jun 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 31
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Special Glasses Not Included<font color="#39648F">or are they</font>

2nd place in Derby #45: Imaginational Symbols, with 669 votes!

There’s something about this place. It’s nothing you can really say out loud. It’s just kind of a feeling. Just seeing it makes you really think about settling down here. Maybe even a house. You never really know when you’ll find the place you call home, do you? It just sneaks up and grabs you, pow, out of the blue. Makes a man want to… I don’t know… just obey or something, doesn’t it just?
Also we’re not hiding secret messages in here so stop looking.

This shirt was designed by: riffmaster18, who works for the Sublimican Republic Sanitation Committee. So you just watch your step, pallie, or he’s gonna have to call his guys to take out the trash.I mean, really, what’s the point since some jerkface would just post them in the forums and totally ruin the joke.

Wear this shirt: under a different shirt, so that only the subconscious mind will notice.How hard is it to just pretend you don’t notice and sucker people in?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you want to be the center of attention.Thanks a lot, some jerkface. All we ever wanted to do is make people happy.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s just your imagination.”They don’t let you back in after you fail out of clown school, you know. And you can’t return the shoes once they get covered in whipped cream. This was our last shot, some jerkface. And now it’s over. Hope you’re happy. Hope you’re really really happy.

We call this color: Black OpsSix years, six long years of cramming myself into a tiny car with thirty eight other guys. Just to maybe see a tiny little smile. And did I? Did I even once? Oh, no, they all ignored me and ran to stare at that guy who pretends to sweep up the spotlight. Clowns have feelings too, some jerkface! CLOWNS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Sublimican Republic by riffmaster18
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