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Substitute Teacher

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Meanwhile, In The Detention Area

2nd place in Derby #212: Back to School, with 803 votes!

Young lady, do you know why you’re sitting in here today?

”...”

You are here because your disruptive behavior, as well as what appears to be your complete lack of respect where your instructors are concerned, brought you here. Your outbursts in Student Government have been one thing, but truancy? Stealing school property? Plotting to overthrow the principal? These things will not be tolerated, do you understand?

”...”

Sigh. Fine then. If that’s the way you want to be, that’s your choice. But let me be clear, you’ll have to report to Detention Hall every Saturday until you both return what you’ve taken and tell us where the rest of your rebellious little friends are hiding.

“mumble mumble mumble…”

What is… What are you doing? Give me that! Cell phones are not allowed in detention! And just who were you calling? “Ben K.?” Is he a student here? Young lady, you’re getting extremely close to expulsion here.

Wear this shirt: as you explain the wonders of the technological terror you’ve constructed.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have trouble staying on target.

This shirt tells the world: “I find your lack of education disturbing.”

We call this color: Walk The Sky Silver

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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Substitute Teacher by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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