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Suburban Blitzkrieg

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
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It’s da Bomb, Pops

1st place in Derby #44: Summer, with 1083 votes!

First we heard the sound. I’ll never forget it. It was a kind of a tinkling music. “Pop Goes the Weasel.” By then it was too late to take cover. They were already upon us.

Kids were screaming and running, running and screaming. I heard one girl calling out for her mother, who was nowhere to be found. There had been a baseball game going on in the park. It disintegrated immediately. The dugouts emptied. Runners fled from the bases. It was pandemonium.

Then, almost as suddenly as it had begun, the whole thing was over. They sped off, leaving us all dazed, clutching our heads from the icy pains in our skulls. Still, we were just glad we’d come through it, who knows how. We didn’t have any idea at the time about our increased risk of heart disease and diabetes. That came later. Much later.

Wear this shirt: In over a hundred countries whose governments just agreed to scrap their cluster bombs, but whose stockpiles of rocket- and bomb-pops are steadily growing.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re sensitive to sugar rushes.

This shirt tells the world: “I scream, you scream.”

We call this color: Cranberry Sorbet, The Kind You Find In Your Grocery Store

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Suburban Blitzkrieg by tgentry
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.