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Suburban Blitzkrieg

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 09 - Nov 10
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 06
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

It’s da Bomb, Pops

1st place in Derby #44: Summer, with 1083 votes!

First we heard the sound. I’ll never forget it. It was a kind of a tinkling music. “Pop Goes the Weasel.” By then it was too late to take cover. They were already upon us.

Kids were screaming and running, running and screaming. I heard one girl calling out for her mother, who was nowhere to be found. There had been a baseball game going on in the park. It disintegrated immediately. The dugouts emptied. Runners fled from the bases. It was pandemonium.

Then, almost as suddenly as it had begun, the whole thing was over. They sped off, leaving us all dazed, clutching our heads from the icy pains in our skulls. Still, we were just glad we’d come through it, who knows how. We didn’t have any idea at the time about our increased risk of heart disease and diabetes. That came later. Much later.

Wear this shirt: In over a hundred countries whose governments just agreed to scrap their cluster bombs, but whose stockpiles of rocket- and bomb-pops are steadily growing.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re sensitive to sugar rushes.

This shirt tells the world: “I scream, you scream.”

We call this color: Cranberry Sorbet, The Kind You Find In Your Grocery Store

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Suburban Blitzkrieg by tgentry
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.